Around 2000 pages
I have returned, after reading one of the longest books in existence. The internet has been trying to cheat me out of my success; quite a few websites say that this novel is around 1300 pages. However, my version of the book was divided into five volumes, with each volume containing around 415 pages. I may be an English person as opposed to a math person, but even I know that equals upwards of 2000 pages. Do not minimize my anguish, Internet!
I am so sick of this story by now that it took some effort to sit down and write today. I think most people are familiar with the plot largely because of the musical. Jean Valjean is an escaped galley slave trying to redeem himself in the eyes of God by helping as many people as he can. Of course, he must frequently (and I mean frequently; it was like a Tom and Jerry cartoon that just wouldn't end) escape the clutches of Inspector Javert, who understands nothing but his duty to the law. One of his acts of kindness/penance, involves saving Cosette, the daughter of the miserable prostitute Fantine, from the evil Thernadiers, who treat her as a slave. Got all that so far? Good, we are about two-fifths through the novel. When Cosette grows up, she captures of the heart of a young revolutionist, Marius. This is unfortunate for the eldest daughter of the Thernadiers, Eponine, who loves Marius jealously and viciously. Did I mention the 1832 Rebellion in Paris? My head hurts. Oh whatever, just watch the movie.
There are many interesting things about this novel, although the sheer length of it makes the interest fade after awhile. I loved analyzing Jean Valjean. He is supposed to be such a "good" character but was he really? After all, he was only doing charitable acts, it seemed, to get into heaven. Would he have been so good if he had been an atheist? Probably not. And man, was he selfish at the end. But, of course, no spoilers...
The main villain of the novel, Thernadier, was interesting as well but he disappeared and reappeared so many times that he lost his appeal. For me, Cosette was insufferable. In one scene, she threw a tantrum because she wasn't included in a conversation but, of course, since she was beautiful, it was charming. She was also incredibly bossy, with such commands as "be happy", "laugh", and "be mad". Eponine was a lot more interesting, but she didn't get as much print time. Seriously, Hugo? You can lecture us on the sewers of Paris for fifty pages, but can't devote more time to the only proactive female in the novel?
I should probably wrap this up soon. It really sounds like I hated this novel. I did think the writing was beautiful and will probably be more charitable in a few weeks. Right now I am still reeling from the chunk of my life that this book took away from me.
A quarter of the book is devoted to essays that don't advance the plot. It was much more charming when Henry Fielding did it.
Fantine's assault was actually based on a real life incident that Victor Hugo witnessed. Thankfully, Hugo was able to intervene and save the prostitute.
What did everybody think of the recent movie adaptation? I was disappointed with Marius's and Javert's characters.