Gargantua and Pantagruel
Words cannot even express how much I hated this book. I read it while I was visiting London so I had given myself ample time to read (on planes, the tube, the flat, etc.) and I hated myself for it. It was gross, boring, crude, stupid, irrelevant, and just overall the worst. I know it might be because I am a girl or that I did not grasp its significance but come on people! The only theme I derived from this was poop.